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I like to talk with my friends, because they always lead to interesting and different conversations. Like earlier today we talked about where aids originally came from, and why did the guy do it with the monkey. We think that the guy was stranded on an island for a few years and absolutely needed some. So he found a monkey, gagged it, and has his way with it. So that’s just a taste of what the morning benches are like.

But some of the more odd conversations I have had with my parents are the good ol’ sex and drug talks. The sex talk was brought up at the weirdest time and place, at the dinner table. It was really awkward, I remember talking a bite of my spaghetti and my mom opens with, “Eric do you know what sex is.”. both my dad and I stared at my mom in awe. So that was really weird, and the drug talk wasn’t any better. We were in a car ride to something fancy with my grandparents. And yet again my mom says, “Eric are you expairimenting with drugs.”. All of the people busted out in the car laughing cause they don’t I could do it. And neither do I.

The last time I got yelled at was fun. Well the crime was fun. So their me and me two friends were at his house sleeping over. It was three in the morning and we were all really bored. So one of them brought up the idea to walk up to 7 11, and us being halfway awake thought it would be a great time, and it was. Until we got caught by the cops. It was all good and fine and we got to 7 11, got our slurpees and started home. But about half way we saw a car rolling up the road; it stopped in front of us. He gave us the whole lecture and drove us home. He eventually called our parents and that how they found out.

spring

there are many things i like about spring. the one major one is that winter isnt here anymore, and that means that we get to put in our dock and that i am that much closer to wakeborading, water skiing, and tubing... just beeing out on the lake...the other reason i like spring so much is because that means the days are going to start getting longer, so more time to hang out in the warmer wether with friends.... its just the smell of the cooler brisk morning when i walk outside to the bus, how it smells and how it feels seeping in into your body refreshing it up for the long day at school ahead. plus this summer both me and my dad are going to try to get farther into rebuilding his 1969 murcury couger elimenator, and it looks cool as it is. one of the othere things i like about spring and into is the fact that i dont have to wear as much, like winter coats, sweatshirts, and pants. its the best felling in the world going out to the bus and feelling the cool air brush past my ghoust white legs, and getting a tan. but the one thing that i hate is the yard work that im going to have to do for moy house, and my both my grand parents.one of the other major things i hate is beeing out on the lake up north for to long. LIke usualy i have to be out there for aleast three hours to start to get a good tan, but last year i was out on the lake for at least nine hours. and i was burnt on my nose and sholders and that was it. but i peeled for just acouple days...then i was that hot guy in class =)

pure joy

there are only a select few moments in my life that i can remember that where PURE joy. one of the ocations was the time i was in hawaii last christmas when i was over on the island of oahu, and as we were leaving the hanama bay, we took a right and as we took the right the ground to the right side of the sideless jeep the road began to give away. and the ground gave away to a beautiful ocean veiw, the warm wind, the sun, and that sweet flower smell, not a worry in the world, all that felt just like a dream. but other than that all my life it feels as if i was always worrying about somthing, wether it were grades, ingurys, it just had to be somthing. but my time in hawaii was basically that feeling.

ha

ugh this week has been ineresting... because the card marking is ending and i have to get one grade up... i got an A on every test in bio...and my mom went in to the hospital, she had an aray of differnet things wrong with her, the main one was that her apendix almost rupchuerd, she had a kidney stone, and had a sist on her olvery.so ya i was at the hospital until 11 last night. well i am going to tell some CNJ (chuck norris jokes)

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

so there are some jokes here is the link. http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

chuck norris jokes

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

random nothingness

hey everybody everywhere i am now to be known "pimp dady magee"....so this weekend is suppossed to be really warm, and i like tacos. anyway since its gonna be warm i am going to wear just a shirt and shorts, and i am going to ride my bike everywhere, i really think it funny how forest gump talks. umm valenumtimes day is coming up, not fun, because its all not fun. ok so i have this song stuck in my head, but its a cool song, its called "im a gangsta" and there talking out a rap song...its actually really funny you should watch it on youtube. and so ashley is really weird and innoying, umm steve is back and that always brightens someones day...so my family is talking our family friendsto our cabin up north on winter break, it gonna be really fun...because were probebly goinig four weheeling all day one day, and maybe snowmobealing, (if theres any snow). and the family is kinda annoying some times, so this weekend will be an interesting. ya so i am extremely mad at my dad, the reason is, is because we have have to vary different kinds of humor. i mean sure my humor is not the best kind, but because i laugh at wat i do around him i get in trouble,but wat ever... when you read this, the next time you see me give me a hi five cause i dont beleive you guys read this

jorney to see the dragon

As the famous French TV producer, Joey Magee, strode in his backyard contemplating his soon to be wife. He just couldn’t bare to tell her. Just then a hole opened up just as he was about to step. And he fell in. As he fell he screamed at first, but he continued to fall, for about five minutes, until he saw a bright pinkish light. There a yellow boy dragon named sprinkles helped with his big problem. They said there goodbyes and Joe jumped back into the hole. When he got back he didn’t care anymore, and he wrote his biggest hit about his adventure with the dragon and it was called, Grandmas Boy.
Eric. R

i am MADD....because mrs.Mcewen has noyt looked at at page that i no of for my blogg, and grade has now fallen back down to a B...but aleast thats better then the grade i have in my retarded histroy, i have a D....ugghh it SUCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS........and now i will write random words going down the alphebet, apple bat cat dog elephents fat girls hat isosoles...well that got boring so i think i will just leave you now seeeee ya