ugh this week has been ineresting... because the card marking is ending and i have to get one grade up... i got an A on every test in bio...and my mom went in to the hospital, she had an aray of differnet things wrong with her, the main one was that her apendix almost rupchuerd, she had a kidney stone, and had a sist on her olvery.so ya i was at the hospital until 11 last night. well i am going to tell some CNJ (chuck norris jokes)
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris
Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
so there are some jokes here is the link. http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
