Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
Friday, March 6, 2009
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