Friday, March 6, 2009

chuck norris jokes

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.